"In the end I want it to be you."
— (via floricawild)

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

kagezukami:

share a coke with the indescribable, omnipresent feeling of dread in the pit of your stomach

"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
— (via 1112pm)
  • me typing in 2009: Hi there! This is a fun email thingy. What r u doing?????? Wow typing is really hard lol.
  • me typing in 2010: Hay guise! It's meh wtf lmao! I don't have ADHD i just IS THAT A PANCAKE TACO TURTLE LOL :3 xD
  • me typing in 2011: Oh my god, are you all illiterate? What do you think this is, 2006? Grow up, you lot of nine-year-olds. Nobody wants to have the Internet tainted with your scum.
  • me typing in 2012: lol whats happening hoo Dis
  • me typing in 2013: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • me typing in 2014: #BUYHAPPYLITTLEPILLONITUNES AND #PREORDERTRXYE

tatehorror:

*rebels cautiously*

not being able to listen to music in the shower is the worst